HPAVC/HPAVC CD-ROM.iso/DFA-008.ZIP/README.TXT

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                   dfa PReSeNt : FuN WiTH NeiGHboUrS!
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Ok, this article is has not got anything to do with senseless damage and
criminal activities. It has just got to do with annoying the fuck out of your
stupid faggot neighbours, who have obviously shitted you up the wall, one way or
another. So, here are various ways to ruin your neighbours lives and hope they
move because of it. Well start with the easy ones...

LETTERBOXES ----- --- - -

Stealing mail is lame, try some of these.

                               WOOD LETTERBOXES
1. Letter boxes are prone to many things. The usual, being sledgehammers,
bombs, death threats and the good old boot to kick the shit out of it.
2. Pull the fucker out of the ground and throw it in a tree, or just put it
back -- upside down.
3. Put some kind of bomb, look for dfa's bomb textfile, in it and run like
fuck.
4. Douse it in petrol, and watch the bastard burn.
                                METAL LETTERBOXES
1. Metal letterboxes are a bitch, but there is still ways to ruin them.
2. Get a portable soldering iron, and some metal, and solder metal over the mail
hole, and the hatch closed.
3. A hacksaw does wonders on the pole holding it up, try it and see.
4. Steal the numbers (works for both)
5. Using the blowotorch/soldering iron, heat up the middle of the pole. Now,
bend it sideways. Looks rather funny.

PETS AND STUFF ---- --  -   -

1. Kidnap the cat or the dog. Jump the fence, and throw it over to your house.
Now, ransom the dog to youre neighbours. 25 bucks sent to an anonymous house is
enough. Easy way to gain cash.
2. If it is vicious, stick a tranquilizer in some food and give it to it. It
doesnt matter if it is vicious or not, a non moving dog is much easier to throw
over a fence.
3. Let the dog loose.
4. Throw it in someone else's backyard.
5. Here's a cool idea to explode guinea pigs. Get oats, and put some milk on em.
now, squish em up into a little ball - REAL TIGHT - and put some sugar on top.
Now feed it to the guinea pigs. They love it, and eat it up real quick. What
happens, is that the stuff expands inside them, and all you have to do from
there on, is throw them at a wall, fence, or your neighbours roof.
6. Tie a death threat around the pets neck.
7. Spray paint is orange, red, purple, or green.
8. Tie it up, not to a tree, but perhaps up the tree.
9. Let the bird go, or tie some string around it's legs and stop it from flying.

FUN WITH PAINT ------ - -- -  -

1. A nice idea to spoil your neighbours dress is this. Get a can of paint, and
put some dry ice in it. A nice big clump will do. Now, shake it up, put it on
your neighbours front step, and run. Remember to ring the bell, so when they
answer the door, the pain explodes everywhere.
2. Give their house, trees, cat, front door whatever, a nice new coat of --
purple.
3. Paint their front door a different color every weekend.
4. Pour paint down their chimney.
5. Stick a small can of paint up the exhaust pipe, use the broom handle to get
it up.
6. Draw satan symbols, or write messages on their grass. Can be scary.

COOL MAIL AND PHONE PRANKS ---- --- - -  -- -

1. Death threats are a great way to scare your neighbours. Cut out letters from
newspapers and make some sentences. Do it by phone, but get some one else to do
it.
2. Make your neighbour think that his wife is having an affair. Its fucking
hillarious. Write letters to her in pink envelopes, and pray that the husband
intercepts.
3. If youre good enough, steal the phone bill, the electricity bill or whatever,
and then, about two weeks later, ring up and say that you are going to cut your
services unless payment is made immediately. Make a total up, about two hundred
dollars more than what was written. If they ask for an address, give them the
same street as the office, but a different number. Most of the time, the money
will not reach the right building, and the services will be cut anyway.
4. Cut the phone line, or just disconnect the entire power supply to the house.
5. Send charity notices, to your neighbour asking for donations. Give an address,
and hope they are kind and generous. If not, just burn their cat or something.

CARS ---- -- -   -   -

1. Open car windows need no explanation. A good idea, it to get their front
garden hose and stick in through the window. Now just turn it on, and walk away.
2. Stick a potato up the exhaust pipe, use a broom handle to get it all the way
up.
3. Stick glue tacks, or razor blades on the winscreen wipers.
4. Open the bonnet up. Now, just pick something and disconnect it.
5. Remove all badges from the car. These being, the ford or holden signs. Use a
screwdriver.
6. Kick the hubcap in the middle of the night, and sound off their alarm. If it
happens three times in one night, they wont be impressed. And if they turn it
off, we all know what to do.
7. Sugar in the gas tank is an old, but effective way. Pry the locked ones open
with a screwdriver or whatever.
8. Glue, or something sticky in the keyholes is a nice way of annoying the owner.
9. Once again, a nice coat of purple is very pretty.
1o. Roll the car.
11. If its on a hill roll the car DOWN the hill.

THE HOUSE ------- -- -  -    -

1. If they ever throw a party, you can throw one too. Throw a bike tyre over
the power lines. The tyre has to touch two lines for there to be any effect.
This can short out the power and ruin the party. Try some of the car tricks on
the party goers cars.
2. Jump on the roof. You can...
        - Pull the rooftiles off and throw them on the front lawn, or down the
        chimney.
        - Clog up the drain pipes.
        - Shit down the chimney, if they have one.
        - Drop a smoke bomb down the chimney. This is an excellent one.
        - Break their antenna. Then stick it down the chimney.
3. Unhinge the front door and run away with it.
4. Break in. This good if they've gone away and now steal their modem, SiKko
style.
5. Brick up the front door.
6. Block the chimney entrance, so the smoke just floods the house.

THE GARDEN --- - - ---   -

1. Shit on the front lawn.
2. Set their trees, or their prize roses on fire.
3. Get the hose, and stick it six feet under the ground. Now turn it on and wait
for the water bill.
4. Get the hose, climb on the roof and stick it down the chimney. Now turn it on.
5. Rip up the plants and throw them on the roof.
6. This takes a free night, but is a good idea. Get a couple of friends to help
you dig a fucking big hole in the front lawn. Bury plants, pets, cats, dogs, or
for the desperate, push the car in the hole.
7. Using petrol, or weed killer, write "DEATH" on their front lawn. Now light it
The weed killer, will just kill the grass, and the petrol will burn it.

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Now there you have it. Heaps of ways to ruin your neighbours lives. If you try
all of these, do not get caught, and your neighbour still has not moved, ill
be forced to write down some more ideas. Please, pass this file around and add
on to it, and make your own headings. Remember, your imagination is your best
weapon.

                        Fuck The World. Anarchy Rules.

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